Starktoons News

STUFF!

2011-12-14T15:17:00.000-08:00

Been so busy I haven't posted that I put up the new cartoon on the first Monday of the Month.

Fuckballs!

Well, here it is the second Christmas special.

CHECK IT!

Also, I don't think I've mentioned I'm working on a Bluntman & Chronic Cartoon. A full fatty bo batty feature.

Working with a talented crew:

Wayne Salter on Backgrounds

and

Miran McDaniel on Clean-up

FUN!!!

It's being produced by the awesome Jordan Monsanto & Jason Pimp Daddy Mewes.

Can't say who's doing all the voices but if you keep an eye on Kevin Smith & Jason Mewes on twitter you'll get an idea.

More fun stuff in the works that's too early to talk about, so stay tuned!

Let's get Bloated

2011-11-09T08:41:00.001-08:00

Check out a brand new cartoon from Bloated Dog.

Bloated Dog is my friend D.J Seidel and Myself. This first cartoon "Animation Poop" was done completely improv style. We story boarded it out by drawing the board one panel after the other. We just tried to make eachother laugh with the next board. T'was super fun.

Expect more short shorts in the future.

Get your bloat on!

Hollywood Babble-on

2011-11-07T08:10:00.001-08:00

The brand new Smodimation is up! This month is Hollywood Babble-on.

Babble the fuck on!

SModimation Season 2 #6- Jay & Bob Get Old

2011-10-03T18:38:00.000-07:00

Jay & Bob are in the new SModimation.

See it here

Crimson Mystical Mages

2011-09-04T21:30:00.000-07:00

Let @ThatKevinSmith , @JayMewes , @MalcolmIngram & @smosier get medieval on your ass in this month's smodimation.

Go back to a time of warlocks, gay dragons & magical shit. To the land of Smiddle earth. Watch it now!

Huge high five to my girlfriend @LisaMarieSym for helping me out by taking pictures while I animated those rascal puppets. Follow her for me and say hi & maybe I'll get a Monday Mouth Party! Woohooo!

Here are some behind the scenes shots:

Figuring out the Warlock scene

Kev's scene

Animating Scott's demons.

Prepping a close up of Jay

Toothpicks fuckin' rock!

Shot of the set

Our three heroes

Bottom's bottom

Another set shot

Lemme toss this in your ear...

2011-08-22T19:21:00.000-07:00

I'm on the Guys with pencils podcast! I say Um a lot.

Was fun to do! Adam and Andrew are super cool.

Listen here
http://gwp.libsyn.com/episode-21-steve-stark-of-starktoons-

Smodwars

2011-08-01T15:40:00.001-07:00

New SModimation is up! It's a Star wars one....Maybe a Stark Wars one? ....anyone?...no one? Moving on....

See Scott get high in a Taun-Taun & did you know Luke was a sizest? Holy Sheeeaaaaat!

Check it out.

Scott on Hoth

Dak

Taun-Taun

Luke

Wampa

Han Smith & Chewascotta

C3po & Porkins

Scott's Travels

2011-07-04T16:23:00.000-07:00

New Smodimation up! From one of my all time favorite episodes: "The Great One"

The first Smodimation I ever did is from the same episode.

Go watch!

Fun Fun!

New/Old Series! Fuck YES!!

2011-05-31T12:18:00.000-07:00

"Did somebody call for a model?!"

Whassa happenin'????

I have a 7 part series for you. Just for you.... you reading. I'm actually right behind you.... Na! I'm just fuckin' with you, I left hours ago.

This series known as "The Adventures of Attractive Man" has been sitting on my shelf for years. When I was making it in 08'-09' I was going through some confidence problems with it. I was like Eeyore. Whatever! Whoooo carreess.

A little later I watched the series high. I left myself a note on the dvd saying. "THIS ROCKS put it online!"

I put it online but told no one. The BEST way to put your stuff out there!

I gave it a look recently and I totally dig it.

So take a look!

It's basically a 7 part series of dick jokes. Hazzah!!!!

Bear horse B-tastic

2011-05-02T15:34:00.001-07:00

I was submitting new cartoons for festivals and found out Bear-Horse won!!!

BEST ANIMATED SHORT
Bear Horse

http://www.bmoviefest.com/

Cool....Cool. I'm gonna email them and thank them rascals.

PEAS OUT!

Plus One

2011-04-20T22:21:00.000-07:00

Season 2 of Smodimations starts off with Plus one

Go watch!

Ulrich Babooska #10

2011-04-18T08:15:00.000-07:00

New Cartoon is up!

LOOKEY LOO!

Pics from a toon that's coming soon!

2011-04-14T12:57:00.000-07:00

Whasssaaa happenin??????

What are you doing? Reading my news? Fawk! Cool, I'll get on with it then...

Bunch of super cool things I'm working on that I can't talk about. So I wont...

The End.

Just messing! I do have one thing I can talk about and it's my new cartoon "Ulrich Babooska # 10".

Pretty crazy name hey? Sounds like a Russian porn star or something. I assure you that it is not.

It's a super fun cartoon about a unknown animator working at the great "Balt Bixbie Studios" (Walt Disney Parody). You get to see a couple of the mans never before seen scenes. Not to be confused with any of the seen scenes that were drawn by sean.

I've been working on this one for a while an hour or so on the weekend just for fun. It's one of the 40 or so scripts I have just sitting here. Starring at me...wanting to be finished.

It should be coming in a few weeks. I'll be sending this rascal out to festivals.

Here are a couple pics from it.

Balt Bixbie Studios

Ulrich Babooska

Bumbee the deer

The Half Fish Girl

Stay tuned! All kinds of stuff coming soon.

Mewesings ya'll

2011-02-19T13:52:00.001-08:00

I did up a animated intro for @jaymewes

Check out all his awesome daily video journals at http://www.jmewes.com/

YeeaahhhH!!!!

Peacy weacy,

Steve

Bear-Horse be Loungin'

2011-02-09T20:31:00.000-08:00

Building the set test shot, loungin' like a sucka

That lazy Bear-Horse is just loungin' the fuck out at the 7th annual Berlin International Directors Lounge,

"The festival for contemporary media and film. 10th to 20th of February, art house meinblau, Pfefferberg. Daily from 6pm till dawn."

Sweet! Who knew that a really silly idea I had for a song/stop-mo would turn out to be played in Berlin. Not me, that's who.

Bear-Horse drops his mightyness on the 17th in the "FUCK YEAH OLD SCHOOL!" block at dirty dirty 10:30.

Check out the program

Fun!

Ski-Douche!

The horrible aftermath

Rocket to the Stars!

2011-02-04T09:16:00.000-08:00

Heyyy bitcheesssss, You wanna go on a rocket to the stars?

Who doesn't?!

See the story of Scott Mosier and his wife coming together.

SModimation # 12

Happy Love month y'all!

Interns Wanted

2011-01-25T12:07:00.001-08:00

Hear yee, Hear yee!

Starktoons is in need of some interns. Do you draw? Know all about animation? Know nothing of what I'm talking about? Good! Cause there are plenty of spots for anyone who wants to jump on.

I have a big project that is TBA and will be lots of fun.

Sadly interns don't get paid...or laid Monica Lewinsky styles. However, The next time I am hiring and I like your work, you will be first in line.

Peeps I could use:

Clean up, digital ink and paint, Photoshop maskers and sound designers.

Hit me up at steve@starktoons.com

Awesome Possum,

Steve

Starktoons Is Incorporated

2011-01-25T11:46:00.000-08:00

"FUCK!"

You sure fuckin' said it little kid! It's all true. I have a certificate, a bank card and another card that lets me punch someone in the face on any Tuesday from 6 am till 7 pm. That's true. Look into it.

HUGE Endless thanks to Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier, Ken Plume, Jason Mewes & Jordan Monsanto.

Fun stuff coming up! Stay tuned ya'll!

Christmas Wrap up

2011-01-11T23:33:00.001-08:00

Take a look, it's in a book....Reading Rainbooooowwwww!

As a gift for my nieces and cousins lil' kids I illustrated a kids book written by my roommate. It's called "It's so hard to be a kitty cat".

This is one of my favorite drawings from the book.

This is my niece Bella. She was watching me work over the holidays and wanted to do a cartoon. Check out her cartoon I helped her make!

It's called "Tornado"

Happy 2011

Great Scott! It's time for a new SModimation!

2010-12-26T21:11:00.001-08:00

Last night Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan & said if you didn't watch this months SModimation....he'd melt my brain!

Check it out

Stop Motion Madness

2010-12-05T23:45:00.000-08:00

Here's some behind the scenes photos from SModimation 10 - Smerry Christmas

Here's early Ru-Scott. Styrofoam balls and wire.

2 Christmas bears from the dollar store were sacrificed to make Ru-scott

Little bit of hot glue...

Nail to hold up his mouth...

It's Ru-scott!

Then it was time for Kevin as the snowman

I had to make his Puck U jersey out of a couple of dollar towels. One of them was a leafs towel. Scandalous!

Little bit of hot glue..

Almost there..

Booya! It's a SnowKev

Setting up the shot..

Animating the characters..

A pic from the last shot.

Where the puppets reside today. On my shelf. Ever watching, staring, judging....

SMerry Christmas

2010-12-05T23:14:00.000-08:00

SModimation 10 is up!

Smerry Christmas to all!

See it here

This one has some Stop motion madness Rank n' bass style. Probably more Rank'n Ass style... cause it's not as good as what they can do. Hope you likey!

Happy Holidays y'all!

Bear-Horse Graduates!

2010-12-01T22:17:00.001-08:00

I got a cool lil' email from the Folks at the Russian LINOLEUM Fest.

Usually you never hear from a fest about anything after your film is screened. It's like a one night stand. So it was a cool surprise.

It's also cool to see one of my kids graduate. Turducken dropped out. The teachers said it was like he wasn't even there. That kid from Peanut Butter Fish Pockets went all crazy with his child stardom and is now in rehab. Oh! and Douchey?! Don't let me even start about Douchey.

Big ol' thanks to all at LINOLEUM Fest!

You look like you might not give a tit....

2010-11-12T22:46:00.000-08:00

If so this just might be for you.

It's the perfect gift for a grandmother or a grandmothers friend, or even a grandmothers grandmothers friend.

EWW!

I bet she could play a GRAND piano....am I right? anybody? No one?...Thanks you've been a great crowd! Goodnight!

(made specially for @J4Yx2 on twitter who tweeted the idea to me. Yay!)

BUY THEM SHITS

I'm on a mexican radio!

2010-11-01T20:13:00.000-07:00

"This Starktoons guy sounds like a jackass!"

Actually it's not Mexican at all. But it is spicy!

I did lil' interview that will air Tuesday the 2nd at 1:25pm p.t. /4:25pm e.t. on evolution1079.com

So tune in if you want to hear me ramble on like an idiot. I sound all nervous/retarded. Beyond that, I do sound like one of those morning helicopter dudes they used to have for traffic. I've always wanted to sound like one of those guys.

Thanks again to Derek Moore @ Evolution1079 for the interest in doing the interview!

Coolbeans!

Steve

Jesus Strikes Back!

2010-10-30T17:28:00.000-07:00

Tune in from where you left off! Where Kevin & Scott are watching as a giant Jesus bellows and stomps around town, possibly peeing themselves. I know I peed myself. 3 times! I'm sure everyone who saw it did...right? ...No? ...Nobody? Yeah me neither, I've never peed in my life...I swear (shifty eyes)

Anyways..

Check it out!

Plus download the awesome end song by my buddy Ted Wilson. YEAH!

Sweet Jesus! It's time for another SModimation!

2010-10-04T22:48:00.000-07:00

St. Stephen Richardo Starkus patron saint of miscellaneous bits of string and beef jerky.

It's first of the month! New SModimation day! HOLY TITS! FAWWK!!!

This SModimation is 1 of a 2 part excerpt from SModcast 52: The Crapture.

If you know this episode, then you'll know Jesus is coming back and he isn't coming to pet puppies, make cotton candy and listen to babies laugh like last time he was here.

Check it out!

This SModimation is brought to you by: The letter B and.....Fleshlight

Bear-Horse takes Russia

2010-09-28T09:09:00.001-07:00

Privyet!

Just got this email yesterday:

Hi!
Your work has passed selection in competitive program International Fest of Contemporary Animation and Media-Art LINOLEUM. We congratulate you! You can see your name on our site: www.linoleumfestival.ru festival/participants10.
We wish success!

Yours faithfully,
Festival organizing committee.

Holy Babushka!

G4TV Podcast playback

2010-09-24T08:37:00.000-07:00
G4TV did a really kickass interview with Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier all about the SModcast podcast network.

Kevin says what I've always felt. When they are talking it's like you are the 3rd person in the room. Feels like hanging with friends.

There's also a little snippet from SModimation 2: "Aquatic Justice" in there. That's the teats!

Check it!

A Cautionary Tale

2010-09-07T08:25:00.000-07:00

It's a drug fueled cartoon. Starting off with a couple of characters Called Spliff & Knifey Brownie. Then we move on to a Muppet style live show where Ralph Scott spins his coke & maryjane adventure to the special guest: Kevin Smith.

Ralph was always my favorite muppet as a kid.

Look for a special muppet like cameo from 2 of the fellas from Tell em' Steve-Dave

Go look now!

Yuks instead of Yaks

2010-08-27T11:55:00.000-07:00

What is up people. I have a hankering to help sick people laugh. Why you ask? Well, recently I was super sick & on some antibiotics. It was the worst. At one point I had to call 911 cause I thought I was on the way out. Never had to do that before. Don't want to do that again really either.

When sick you have terrible dreams and pretty terrible awakened times as well. I couldn't even watch anything dramatic. The only thing that helped me feel a little better was watching a whole bunch of comedy.

So I would like to help sick people get some yuks instead of yaks. Or maybe yuks inbetween the yaks. I have no idea how I can achieve this, but I'm putting it out there to you internet. Maybe I'll figure a way of doing this or maybe something is already in place that I can take part in.

Just wanted to put the word out there.

If you have any ideas on the subject or you are a funny fawker who thinks this is a good idea, throw me an email at steve@starktoons.com

Highest of fives,

Steve-arino-bagino Stark

THIS SATURDAY! SATURDAY! SATURrrrrDAY!!!

2010-08-10T16:52:00.000-07:00

Hey L.A! This Saturday it's the SModimation SMectacular at the SModcastle.

Go eat cereal and watch cartoons in your pajamas!!

Go get your tickets

I Love LA! We Love it!

Avatarded

2010-07-25T21:44:00.001-07:00

The new SModimation Avatarded is up now. Wooooo! Check it out!

Huge thanks to Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier and Ken Plume! I'd never thought in a million years I'd have something playing at Comic-Con. Super cool

I wouldn't of been able to get it done in time for Comic-Con without my friends that helped me out. Thanks friends. You saved the day. (That's them below under clean up and lipsync)

I get by with a little help from my friends

I thought I'd throw in a little behind the scenes drawing. There I am cleaning up a rough drawing. It was one of my favorite drawings of the toon. It's the antic before he starts coughing.

Monkeys,

Steve Stark

Anti-Serious Animation Party/ So long Vancouver

2010-07-16T13:04:00.000-07:00

What is up! I will screening some of my cartoons at the anti-serious animation party.

Fun fun. It will be my last hurrah here in Vancouver as I am moving to Toronto in September. Also fun! Will I stay in Toronto long? Probably not, I'll be closer to my beloved NY and I'll actually get to see the eastern provinces of Canada.

Sweet deal. So come on down and check out a bunch of animation.

Happy Canada Day! New SModimation!

2010-07-01T18:14:00.000-07:00
Oohhhhh Caaa-naaa-ddaaaa~~~~!!!!

Sing it with me now!

How's about a Canadian themed SModimation on this day of days?

As Kevin says:

This episode stars "Gordo - the righteously indignant Canadian" from the SModcast episode 57: Terrorist Pizza.

In my own head Gordo & Smitty from SModimation #1 are brothers. I would love to see that family at a Christmas dinner. They'd be constantly yelling and snapping at each other & bonding as a family agreeing how everything happening in the world is hog shit. Plus! Let's not forget Smitty's compulsion for prostitutes with crotchless panties! That's just a recipe for entertainment.

Click here to view SModimation #5

Fun stuff!

Look at this kickass souvenir! Ming Chen just beat the hell outta Santa Claus for the #1 spot at giving awesome gifts. I never thought anything I've drawn would end up on a puck. I feel so Canadian. Thanks Ming!

Also,

While looking through sketch books for some character designs I did a while back I came across the original Aquaman & Smosier Fish drawings. Fun!

Animation Block Party 2010 - AMIH

2010-06-29T08:45:00.000-07:00

Howdy doody partners! A Moment in History will be playing at this years ABP. I went to ABP in 2008 for Turducken's premiere. It was sooo much fun. It's where I met some NY friends and just plain fell in love with Lady Liberty. With her sexy green dress, her big ol' toes, her torch and that big crown thingy.

I'm gonna live in that city someday...oh yes....maybe the giant green ball & chain and I will get an apartment together. Those will be the days. I can't promise I wont cheat on her with other statues...but I can sure pretend to.

Anyhoo, If you are in NY check it out. ABP is always a good time. Plus, free beer! Not even Gandhi could say no to that!

Check it!

Forgeticus! Part 2

2010-06-07T12:46:00.000-07:00

It's the first Monday of the month & you know what that means!

Welfare Cheques? Free Tango lessons? Time to throw out that old cheese in my fridge?

No you jackass! It's time for another SModimation.

This episode is Part 2 of Forgeticus. Where my two heroes Kevin & Scott spin more pure gold about the Harry Potter world.

Hope you all enjoy!

Woo!

CHECK IT OUT

Behind the scenes note: I put myself in as a cameo in this episode. See if you can spot me. (It's not that hard)

Hey Look!

2010-05-17T16:21:00.000-07:00

Quick little thing. I did up the new Stocky Night image. With Kev consoling the Scarlet Shrieker. AAAAaaaahhh!!

Fun!

Check out the event here

SModimations @ SModcast.com

2010-05-05T13:09:00.000-07:00

Check out the SModimations in their natural habitat. Feeding, grooming, occasionally mating with a fleshlight at SModcast.com.

Just remember that you are in their home so don't look them directly in the eyes and don't even look at their fleshlights.

The page looks awesome and I love being named "The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang" of podcasts.

Cause in real life I might be able to kick start a jukebox, but I'd trip on the cord on the way out of the room trying to strut and land face first.....Then I'm just fucking Potsie

LOOKEY!

Forgeticus! Part 1

2010-05-03T13:06:00.000-07:00

The Brand spanking new SModimation is up. Check it out!

Forgeticus!!

2010-04-30T21:12:00.000-07:00

(tweet via Ken Plume & Rednosenet)

Tune in tomorrow for all kinds of Comedy stuff!! I know I will be.

Check out the site for details

Smodimations 2d

2010-04-28T08:00:00.000-07:00

My new series is here and it is called SModimations. The first 2 "For the love of SMods" have been reworked into the new format. Check it out!

Hitler eating the queen?!

2010-03-17T12:29:00.000-07:00
Go check out the new SModcast. Where the awesome Kevin Smith & Scott Mosier chat about the new sponser of SMod.

I listened to it on Sunday and couldn't sleep. Cause they talk about me. I don't think anyone could sleep after having a couple of their heroes say your name on a show that you love.

Lookey!

Like I said in the post when I got the first shout out, It's like Harry Potter mid movie just stopping and commenting on how sweet my haircut is and how my jeans are pretty cool & me being like....Harry was talking about me! Did you all see that?!

I'm super proud & excited to be doing the cartoons and super glad for the sponser (the Fleshlight- The #1 selling male sex toy in the world) that throws the salary my way.

The money is an awesome bonus, but it's pay enough that Kevin & Scott & the youtube commenters liked my cartoons.

If you aren't checking out SModcast or you haven't checked it for a while take a look!

It's turning into a Smod network with weekly shows>>

Monday- SModcast

Wednesday- Mo & Glo

Friday- Tell 'em Steve-Dave

http://www.smodcast.com/

It's all free!

My Big News!!

2010-03-07T00:42:00.000-08:00

4 years ago I made a 5 year goal to get my own series. I made it early! Woooohooooo!!! As you can see above, I've been hired to do monthly SModcast cartoons.

My mind was totally blown when I got the first message and phone call about it.

When I made the first FLS, I was feeling uninspired and just wanted to do a cartoon for fun. Sometimes working on your own stuff can leave you with "Are they even going to like it?" or "What's the point?". When you finish it, you know that you love it and you just send it out there and see how people respond. I had no idea that FLS would ever get me a plug on SModcast or anything that's come.

I thought it might get a few more views but other than that just thought it would be this little thing I did because I love SModcast.

Being Uninspired rules! I encourage the hell out of it. Go out there and get down on yourself today! It'll get you somewhere!

I'm just so glad that Kevin & Scott & everyone liked the 2 FLS cartoons. You guys rock! Can't wait to see how you like the new SMod-toons!

It's a celebration!! I've been doing cartwheels and retarded victory dancing like this for at least a month in my apartment. I do cartwheels to get groceries, I scream & Woo! on the bus and I push strangers to the ground and toss rock candy in their eyes.
"HAVE SOME CANDY!" I say. (toss) "THIS IS A GOOD THING!" (toss, toss,) "I'M SO HAPPY!!" (toss, toss, toss)

Go watch the first 2! For the Love of SMod! & For the Love of SMod 2 FUN!

It's my birthday, Have a cartoon

2010-02-20T10:32:00.000-08:00

(That's me on the right...I've grown so old that I've turned into an old lady. It happens..)

I was going to hold off on uploading this new toon so I could submit to some festivals....Alas, I am short on funds. Plus I was thinking the other day (never tried it before!) and realized that the internet gives. All because of the internet I've won a super awesome cintiq and got a super awesome shout-out from Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier.

Bless you internet. Bless you right in the face...

Thanks for everything!

Now, Step back in time & check out a cartoon based on a joke by my old buddy Steve Kan-Hai & myself. (Not unlike Goat Away!)

"Before you kids had your fancy cars and your pogo sticks we had horses. When those horses were cold, we had to start em' up like any of your fancy cars of today Consarnit!"

WATCH NOW!

Podcast Revival

2010-01-19T14:26:00.000-08:00

The Starktoons Podcast is back. It never really went anywhere, it's just that I hadn't touched it in a year. (haha touched it...)

I got a request for a download of FLS2. So now you can watch it on your Ipod/Iphone to your hearts content.

subscribe in itunes here!

Or if you are like "Fuck your podcast you jackass! I just want the FLS cartoons". I say...fair enough...little harsh. So while I'm crying myself to sleep you can download those 2 right now >>

FLS (right click & save as)

FLS2 (right click & save as)

From now on I swear to keep it up to date and put all my new cartoons up there. Or you can have my first born child. Seriously, take it...(I fear having children for at least 5 more years.)

Till next time!

-Shteeb Shtaarrk

New Toon: A Moment In History

2010-01-18T16:31:00.000-08:00
Howdy partners! My new cartoon called "A Moment In History" is finished. Here are a couple of images from it.

It wont be going online right now because I'm going to send it off to some festivals.

Toodle-oo!

I'm gonna mosey my way on to some new cartoons.

The next 2 in the works are "FLS 3" & "The Man with the Pussy Son" a duel directed cartoon by The Dave Wiebe and myself.

Cartoon Hangover Redux

2010-01-05T15:21:00.000-08:00
I got an email from Frederator letting me know that Bear-Horse's Cartoon Hangover Episode is on youtube today. When they first uploaded it, It was taken down right away due to the stock footage boobies in the intro/outro. It was too hot for youtube.

Who knew a couple of seconds of boobies were so controversial?

It's been put up again!!

Hoorah!!

Check out the censored C.H. Episode here

In honor of this occasion I present you with......Kool and the Gang! Singing their classic "Too Hot!"

Starktoons Promo, Interviews and SModcast.com

2010-01-04T15:27:00.001-08:00
What up 2010ers? How was your New Years? Did you get wasted? Did you end up sleeping with someone you met at a gas station? eww..... you're gross....

Either way, good job! I'm proud of you.

Now on with some news bits>>

Starktoons Promo!

The fine ladies and gents over at Channel Frederator asked me if I wanted to do a 10 second promo. I said "Would I?!!" and made the shit out of one. (With the help Kathleen & Gang. Thanks Again!!)

Here it is....

Interviews

I'm in the super cool Magazine done by my friend Kwanzo. It's called Public and there's an interview in there of me and all kinds of other stuff. Check it out!

&

The Bear-Horse interview (which wasn't up when I posted the short) which is done by the awesome Bailee DesRocher

SModcast.com

If you're on twitter or a fan of Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier or SModcast you already know...

www.smodcast.com is now the spot to get the SMod. It is super cool. Easy to use and see which guests are on what episode. Plus my 2 FLS toons are on the site. How cool is that? It's an honor to be on the site.

What's that old saying? If you love something....give it...fuck....hold on....... Umm, If you do something out of love...you get love?

I don't think that's a saying........fuckballs

Anyhoo, Check out the site!!

Till next time,

Peacy Weacy

-Steve Stark

Suck me sideways....

2010-01-01T10:45:00.001-08:00

Turns out Turducken played with all the rest of the LATE NIGHT BIZZARE in the Sydney International Animation festival. No one even bothered to tell me. That's...that's awesome...

LOOK!!

it ran on Saturday September 5th, 09

I just google searched to see if there was more....and behold!!

MORE!!

This one ran on Saturday October 24th, 09 in the Australian International.

Well what do ya know? You learn something new everyday.

Bear-Horse on Cartoon Hangover!

2009-12-23T13:56:00.001-08:00

It's green screen Bear-Horse!

Holy Christmas! Bear-Horse is on Channel Frederator's Cartoon Hangover.

Nothing like a little Bear-Horse on Christmas.

Check out the Bear-Horse Interview

See the episode!!

Turducken: The Series Promo

2009-12-08T20:24:00.000-08:00
3 birds, 1 hero....Turducken the series!

This is a promo I'm sending out all over the place with the Turducken series pitch!! WoooO!

From episode:" Now paging Dr.Turducken"

From episode:"Turducken goes to College"

From episode:" Major League Turducken"

If you wanna see Turducken The Series on the old boob tube throw some love on the YouTube comments for me and maybe I can grassroots this rascal into existence.

I've had some luck in the past with a Canadian TV network. They didn't want to take the series but wanted to play the short. That just wasn't good enough...

I want it all!!....like a guy who just put up his house at a Vegas table and is considering putting up his children as collateral.

So it's to the US with me and my pitch.

Ah yes...the US....where dreams come true....where cartoons are played 24 hours...and candy falls from the sky

CANDY!!!

Click here to check out the Turducken Series PROMO

Check out the original short here

Buckets of love,

Steve Stark

www.starktoons.com

From episode:" Turducken in Space!"

From episode:" Turducken the Western"

Starktunes?

2009-12-02T13:17:00.000-08:00

I threw up some songs I've done over these many years.....I just threw them up......all over the place.

Sure they might not be as good as Nickelback or Aaron Carter or even that great fantastic song that I love just....just so fucking much Steal my sunshine by the group "Len".

I sure don't wanna commit suicide when I listen to those goldies....No way!

But you might once you listen to the tunes I've been a part of...maybe they'll make you smile..maybe they might even make you laugh..

Why not right? Why not....

Check it out

Happy Birthday Channel Frederator!

2009-11-03T16:34:00.000-08:00

Happy birthday to you!!! Happy birthday tooooo Yououoououououuouou~AHH!! YEAH!!!

Break out your favorite Jay-z or Snoop song and let's dance like no one has danced before. It's our old friend Channel Frederator's birthday!!

On this special occasion, some folks over at CF asked some of us animator types if we wanted to do a 4 second animation of what Fredbot would do on his birthday.

The only thing that came to mind....

Fredbot would be trying to talk his physiotherapist into an H.J.

After all that's what birthday's are all about. Am I wrong?

Click on Fredbot's smilin' face above to see the episode.

(Mines is about 2:45 in)

Have a heck of a bday there Frederator!

For the Love of SMod 2

2009-10-29T18:28:00.000-07:00

I love SModcast so much... I made another cartoon about it.

I did a limited animation of a excerpt from SModcast Episode 83: Aquatic Justice.

(I just shot the video of the sea in the opening credits this morning. A few blocks from my house.)

It of course stars our heroes Kevin Smith & Scott Mosier (Smosier Fish).

They go on a undersea adventure where they discover Sharks, Aquaman and Marijuana.

Nuff said.

Check it out on Youtube!

Check out SModcast at Quick Stop Entertainment Weekly!

Bear-Horse.....IN 3D!!!

2009-10-18T19:04:00.000-07:00

"Look away! It's hideous!!"

If you thought Bear-Horse ruled or sucked last time....... you are in for a treat!

Cause it will rule or suck once again in a new dimension. A third dimension. The sexiest dimension there is.

So get those 3d glasses ready this Friday the 23rd.

Turducken @ The Austin Film Festival 2009

2009-10-10T19:09:00.000-07:00

Hey...hey....hey..........hey! ...what are you doing? I don't know what you're doing but you know what you should be doing? Going to the Austin film festival to see Turducken!!!!

Sure if you don't live there its super costly...but hey Turducken will be in HD. Worth it? Anyone? C'monnnn!!!

AFF had a lot of requirements. I had to send 10 screeners of the film and a 1080p HD Turducken all quick like by Fedex.

screeners galore!

Check out AFF

F.C.C.F 2009 NY trip wrap up

2009-10-03T18:10:00.000-07:00
Hey! What the heck is up?!

I've been home for a while and haven't posted a thing about the trip to NY. I've been busy. Doing stuff. Cool stuff. Like hanging outside the 7-11, trying my first cigarettes, and getting adults to buy alcohol for me. It's been great. I feel cool.

But enough of that! Time to show you what NY was like.

What do ya know? It's a big apple.......in the big apple

You can see the Chrysler building on the way to the Friars Club.

This place is the one of the greatest places ever. The ultimate clubhouse. They even play Goodfellas music the whole time. So many celebrities of old have partied in this place. The Rat Pack, JFK, Marlyn Monroe, The Pope, Presidents, Seinfeld, Robin Williams, Scorcese, Robert De Niro, Chevy Chase, Richard Prior and so much more. They are in the pictures on the walls everywhere.

This is Ed Sullivan's giant head monument in the Ed Sullivan room.

Yes I even took a picture in the bathroom... It's possible I've peed in the same bathroom as JFK and the Pope. I'm putting that on my resume.

These pics are all from the Short Filmmakers party night on Friday the 25th.
Free booze? I was told that at the Friars it's always "Free". There is never and cash behind the bar. They do it old school where someone always covers it on their tab and they take care of it later. Awesome.

Scattered short filmmakers

Some of the super cool people I met at the fest.

That's my shocked face.

That's my drinking juice next to pictures face

Rockefeller center

Our friendly neighborhood reporter from the IFA on the left and Max Mentzer creator of "F word pizza". It's a good one.
Good people.

Some central park

Check out this sweet horse!

I gotta find that horse on facebook.

Outside the Paley Center

Inside the Paley center where the screenings and q&a's were.

Foggy Sunday.

I love Mcdonalds

Times square

This last photo is a pic from The Salt Lake city airport. (One of my stopovers). Or S.L.U.T. >> Salt lake city, Utah.

Overall it was an awesome experience. I met some super cool people, Eric and Charlie that ran the festival were awesome & The Friars club was godly. I felt unworthy in it's presence. It was really great of them to fly me out there. I thanked them profusely anytime I could.

I also didn't get murdered in the hostel I stayed at! Bonus!

Lastly, I leave you with a brief video of times square

Friars Club Comedy Festival 2009

2009-09-20T13:35:00.000-07:00
If all goes as planned (cross those fingers), I am getting flown to NY by the glorious Friars Club Comedy Festival to attend the festival and my screenings of Turducken.

Ravioli!? Holy Cannoli!!

This is sooooooooooo cool. The Coen brothers are going to be there!! I might even get to meet them, talk to them, quote their movies till they saunter away in disgust......

Me:
"Well, I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man! "
Coens:
"(under breath)...... security!"

If it's like the other festivals I've been to, I get to go to any screenings and panels and such for free. Good deal! Cause these special events look .....spec-tacular!

Thursday
10:00 PM: Opening Night Party at the Friars Club, including a private reception with Joel and Ethan Coen at the Friars Club for VIP passholders.

Friday
12:00 PM: A private lunch with prominent Friars.

10:00 PM: Shorts Filmmaker Party -- a private party at the Friars Club with the filmmakers behind this year's lineup of shorts films.

Saturday
12:00 PM: A private lunch with the Funny Fockers panelists, including screenwriters of Night at the Museum & I Love You Man.

10:00 PM: Feature Filmmaker Party -- a private party at the Friars Club with the filmmakers behind this year's lineup of feature films.

Sunday
4:30 PM: Closing Party and Awards Ceremony

I'm a little low on the old casheeesh! So I'm staying at a hostel in Manhattan. I've never stayed at a hostel. My only experience with them is seeing the movie Hostel. I'm hoping when I stay at this NY hostel, rich people aren't going to pay elaborate sums to kill me.
Here's to hoping am I right!?? Plus a soft bed would be a distant second. Private shower third...but again being alive...#1 for sure..

Maybe I'll even win something! maybe? possibly? Why not me right?

Maybe I'll be able to meet someone who can help make "Turducken the Series" happen. A half hour of Turduckeny glory on TV. Let's do this!!

Turducken plays in the "Drop your shorts" program on Friday night and again as a trailer before the feature "Jesus People Film" which looks awesome.

If you are in NY or that general NY area....come on out! Do it!......do it...seriously

Lookey!!

BEAR-HORSE!

2009-09-08T22:16:00.000-07:00

It's a rock song, it's a sitcom....It's Bear-Horse!

Yes in freakin' deedy! I just uploaded a Claymation/Stopmotion thingy that is known as BEAR-HORSE!

I took a stop motion class waaaaaaaay back in 2006. I've always wanted to do something in clay. That being said.. it was extremely difficult.

Working with actors is a bitch! Especially when your actors can't lift their wire arms up to their faces. Plus I had no way of testing what I was shooting. So I just winged the heck out of it. Just using the picture review button as some kind of guide.

Mantra on this short? "That'll do pig...that'll do...."

I killed 7 horses and 11 bears and wore their hides to get into character. It was intense...but so worth it. So very, very worth it.

Incidentally, I have 3 spare BEAR-HORSE LIVES fruit of the loom t-shirts available in large if anyone wants one.

Watch Bear-Horse do to sitcoms what I've been wanting to do for a while.

On Youtube or Starktoons

Turducken playing tonight @ LIAF

2009-08-29T12:53:00.000-07:00

Ello Guvna! Fancy a spot o' tea my lovelies? Ooshe Booshe Boo?

Turducken plays in the LATE NIGHT BIZARRE tonight in London at the Horse Hospital. I've never been, but I think that is where they cure horses. So in my minds eye the films of tonight will probably be played off the back of a sick horse.

I encourage this! I think all my cartoons should be played on a sick horse. Screw Dvd, Internet, Blue Ray. Sick Horses are the future of entertainment.

I'm so cock sure that I'm going to buy up stock. Who's with me!? Huh? C'mon!!!!!

"cough cough!"

SPECIAL THANKS to KEVIN SMITH and SCOTT MOSIER!

2009-08-27T10:27:00.000-07:00

What a week!

I was mentioned in SModcast 93: Alive with Pleasure. Kevin Smith gave me a plug on there as well. It was out-freakin-standing. (at about 12:30 mins into the show)

I am a HUUUuuuugggeee fan of SModcast. I've listened to it from episode 1. To be mentioned in it and have them say my website and give me some props blew my mind. My mind is still blown.

It's like going to see the new Harry Potter movie and Harry turning to the screen and saying "Hey Steve, yeah you..... 3rd row 5 seats in..... Cool hair! Also! heck of a pair of slacks!" And me just sitting there eyes all wide and mouth hanging open. Harry Fucking Potter just said my name! Did you guys hear that? That magical mother fucker was talking about me!!

Amazing. So unexpected and so awesome.

Check out this sweet news bit from news askew

I don't really know what twitter is yet...I'll have to get on there and try to throw a thanks at Kevin.

I've always had a bunch of Smod's that I had ideas for animating, so I will definitely do another after I finish up these other couple short ideas I have going.

So Thanks Again Kevin and Scott and all the people on youtube sending me the love.

That rocked my world.

For the Love of SMod!

2009-08-16T17:21:00.001-07:00

I love SModcast so much... I made a cartoon about it.

I did a limited animation of a excerpt from SModcast Episode 76: The Great One

It's that old chestnut of a story about a guy who is in charge of icing the rink for the Olympics and places a pair of panties as a center point in the ice.

The kind of story heroes are born from.

Maybe Jude Law will be playing the "Ice man" in a upcoming Hollywood film. Or maybe Shia Labeouf.... That dude is in every movie now. Put some Beouf on that ice.

Check it out on Youtube!

Check out SModcast at Quick Stop Entertainment Weekly!

Peacey Weacey,

Steve Stark

Holy freak! I gotta Cintiq

2009-08-15T11:12:00.000-07:00

Thanks to all of you who voted for Turducken on Channel Frederator, I won the Quarterly prize. Wooohooo!!! It's a Cintiq that lets you draw write on the screen. Super cool!

Now I guess I'll have to stop using paper made from the most beautiful and rare of rainforests....damn, that stuff was the best.

A super huge special thanks to Channel Frederator and all you voters out there!!
Frederator Rules and so do you!

Highest of fives,

Steve Stark

Douchey News Snippet

2009-07-18T11:04:00.000-07:00

Lookey Lookey!

Douchey is mentioned in a write up for the upcoming Animation Block Party.

http://flavorpill.com/newyork/events/2009/7/24/animation-block-party

"Seriously...."

Well Douche me silly..

2009-07-03T19:31:00.000-07:00

Original Douchey drawings

Get ready to be Douched! Cause Douchey the Douchebag PSA is in this years Animation Block Party in NY.

Weeehooo!

Douchey plays right before Don Hertzfeldt's "I’m So Proud of You". Super cool. Everybody wants a douchebag to play right before their film. So Don, this douchebag is for you.

Check out the sweet ABP lineup!!!

Sadly I wont be able to make it to NY this year. NY is by far my favorite place. I wanna live there. Neigh! I gotta live there. Someday NY, you & I will be like the vinegar and water that makes up Douchey.

How many times can I say Douche in a write up? Count along friends...count along.

If you liked Douchey be sure to check out Douchey Saves Christmas. Don't forget your friends this Christmas, Make sure to get them a gift that says how you feel..

Douchey Products

New Store and 7 part DVD series

2009-06-18T18:57:00.000-07:00
I recently finished up a new store design. It's designed after one of my favorite things on this planet.....fast food.

I used to eat alot more of it and now have dreams of it cause I can't really eat it. Oh how it's glorious....but I digress...

Check out the new STORE! I even hired a employee to man the till.

I'm not sure how to get flash to open things in a new window so that can be kind of annoying when you click on something. So if any of you internet-ers now the secrets of flash...lemme know.

On a second note,

Veronica Galvez of www.iwanttoshootyou.com who I met in LA @ LA comedy shorts bought a Happy Dog T-shirt for her happy dog. I asked her to send me some photos of her dog wearing the T and she was kind enough to send some to me.
Check out her site! She is a talented photographer and a heck of a bowler.

Is that a happy dog or what?

On a third note,

The Adventures of Attractive Man is complete. A lowbrow, sick and twisted style 7 part comedy series. All done in glorious limited animation.

I compiled it all onto a DVD with plenty of Outtakes and Bloopers by the awesome cast. It was fun to do and went through a lot of learning while making this series.

Check out the trailer!!

Turducken @ the Melbourne International Animation Festival

2009-06-08T16:31:00.000-07:00

G'day Mates and plenty of other Austrailian sterotypes!

I'm going down on Mel......Down Under that is! At the Melbourne International Animation festival.

Turducken will be playing there with a bunch of other wicked cool films in the "LATE NIGHT BIZARRE".

I saw Mike Geigers "Cuddle Sticks" in NY at the Animation Block Parties opening night. As well as "Fantasie In Bubblewrap" played along with "Turducken" on the later Sunday shows for Animation Block party.

Very cool to be played among the list of films they have:

Click here to see em!

I'm playing along with Super Jail! Wooo!

Freakin wicked.

I could be a thousandaire!!!

2009-05-14T15:40:00.000-07:00

Well like my great ancestor Pete "Old Money Bags" Maginty (pictured above) I could win $1000.
Turns out one of my Starktoons Vault toons made it into this contest on Bigfish.tv

Here were the rules>>>

Rules:
the film must be:

1 minute or less
created in Flash
unique
entertaining
deemed wonderful by our FEST database
created by yourself
not stolen from youtube
contain genitals (optional)

Prize:
$US1000

I guess my "Horrific Video" was deemed wonderful. That is glory. Pure, pure glory.
So if you feel like going over to Bigfish and voting....well, I'm not going to stop you. In fact I'm going to encourage you.

Think of the possessions I can obtain from this!!
Hot dogs!
Inflatable underwear!(incase I drown)
and maybe even living the dream by buying up some collectors coins.

VOTE NOW!!

Scoop-a-loop

2009-05-03T01:12:00.001-07:00

If you look to your right there you will see the Starktoons news guy I just animated. Fun!

Goat Away On The Fred

2009-04-28T19:32:00.000-07:00

Beaaaal!!

Tuesday Goat Away was put on the greatness that is...Channelfrederator.com

Check it out the 177th episode!

As always they do an interview when you get on, and mine is here.

Coolbeans!

Goat Away!!

2009-04-13T16:56:00.001-07:00
Hey people of earth. What's going on?

I've been super late in posting things. Just up to my gills in paper work, Buying socks, testing kites, doing full flips into shallow water and juggling jagged skull crushing rocks.

Sure these are important things, But not so important that I not inform you of the new little toon I did called "Goat Away".

It was voiced and written by my old friend Stephen Kan-Hai and I.

How did it come to be you ask? Oh...you didn't ask that? Well, I'll tell you anyways...

Goat Away is based on a old inside joke based on our finding comedy in saying the name Bill.
It evolved to be a man slowly turning into a goat while saying the name Bill.
Over the years occasionally we would leave these inside jokes on each others answering machines.

We wrote it up over Christmas holidays and I animated it around January or so. I completely forgot about it. I am working on a 7 part series and writing a whole bunch so I kept forgetting to put it up on the old internet.

So if you haven't seen it here is some inside jokery turned cartoonery.

http://www.starktoons.com/Goataway/

Or Youtube

NBC news & Melbourne International Animation Festival

2009-03-24T18:14:00.000-07:00
Howdy doody there kiddy poos. It's your old pal Steve Stark here to tell you that Turducken was invited to be screened in competition (in the late night program) in Melbourne International Animation festival 2009.

Fun fun!! I've never been invited into a festival before. Come to think of it, I've never been invited anywhere....Ever. Now I can finally stop crying myself to sleep & crying myself awake daily.

Also!

I just got word that a segment from Turducken was included on NBC for a promo for LA Comedy shorts 09. It happens to be the only part of the cartoon that I voiced. The Cheif of Police.

"You're on NBC Turducken!!"

I hope all you rascals out there in the internet lands are having a heck of a time.

Till next time..

LA Comedy Shorts 09

2009-03-10T20:53:00.000-07:00

I had a great time in LA this weekend. So I thought I put up a whole bunch of pics.
LA Comedy shorts was so fun. Great parties, Great people, Great free stuff.

It's me!

An orange I found in a drawer in the hotel room. Weird.

My Buddy Tak came down to LA as well. My old friend and classmate Michael Fallik from good old Class 55 was there as well. Good to have some friends there in LA. One of my other friends was supposed to come as well, but he bitched out.

The Gun Club was awesome. You get a wicked high after shooting a gun. Kind of like the day after you get laid. Who knew!?

Shooting a Beretta

All those hours playing duck hunt did me well. If Zombies attack, give me a call. I can do head shots like it's no ones business.

Me chillin with Samwise Gamgee

The "Famous People talking about shit" panel

The Downtown Independent. Home of the 09' LA comedy shorts festival.

It kind of looks like we're stuck in that prison General Zod and gang where trapped into in Superman.

AaaaaaaaaahhH!!!

Gettin kneed in the face by Magic Johnson.

Friday's afterpary @ Luckystrike lanes

Us all hanging with Gary Anthony WIlliams
Festival Artistic Director

Jeannie Roshar
Festival Director

The last shot from LA at LAX.

Overall it was an awesome time. My Cartoon Turducken got a great showing. The other directors showing that night and I did a little Q&A with the audience which was pretty cool.

I met a ton of awesome people, laughed, attended parties, stayed in a great hotel (The Kyoto Grand-nice and cheap care of the festival) shot a gun, Ate at In & Out burger and ate some awesome Korean Bbq.

It was an awesome experience and I recommend that anyone who can make it to LA goes and checks that festival out. It is packed to the brim with awesomeness.

Little bit o' press

2009-02-17T12:18:00.000-08:00
I have my name up in Animation Magazine due to the "Lunchlady" Segment I directed for Animation Block Party last year.

Looks like it will be up this February.

http://animationmagazine.net/article/9581

LA comedy Shorts 09

2009-02-11T21:10:00.000-08:00

I'm goin' Hollywood!

I'm heading to LA for the Comedy shorts 09 fest. I'll be there to see Turducken play 7:30pm on Friday March 6th. As well as see many other awesome funny films playing at the festival.

Naturally I'll be attending the parties and all kinds of fun stuff they have at the fest.

Super fun!

Buy a ticket for Turducken!

I'm pretty sure my Hollywood experience will be similar to this ape's. We even have the same hair color.

Turducken! Cartoon of the month?!

2008-12-18T11:43:00.000-08:00

Turducken has been voted cartoon of the month on channelfrederator.com. Who knew?!

I received a communiqué from Turducken about the win as he is vacationing in the Bahamas and having sex with an endless stream of beautiful Models. It says "......."

I think he was as shocked as I was.

Check out the Q&A

Sweet!

Thanks voters!

Douchey Saves Christmas!

2008-12-05T13:13:00.000-08:00

Well, It's that time of year again. Were you are haunted by images of Old St. Nick tongue kissing your mother.

Oh Santa, you old Scamp!

But no worries! Douchey has the cure!

So grab a candy cane, a glass of Egg nog and come watch Douchey Saves Christmas.

http://www.starktoons.com/DSC/

or on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/user/Starkus

Happy Holidays everybody!

Turducken on Channel frederator!!

2008-11-25T12:30:00.000-08:00

Awesome!!!! Woooo!

Turducken made it on Channel frederator episode 155.

Sweet deal!

Douchey the Douchebag PSA

2008-11-19T21:49:00.000-08:00

Well Howdy partners!

How's about some limited animation involving a role model of a douchebag?

Check it out either the standard or Unrated versions in good quality at Starktoons

Or feel free to check it out on Douchetube

You'll never J-walk again thanks to this Douchebag.

PBFP goes Over The Fence

2008-10-19T23:15:00.001-07:00

Somebody throw some hot sauce directly in my eyes!

WHY?! Cause I couldn't believe them when I recieved the info that Peanut Butter Fish Pockets has been accepted to appear in the Over The Fence international ComedyShort Film Fest 2008.

OTF 2008 is screening as part of the Wild West Comedy Fest, on Friday 7th November 2008.

Check out the WWCF

Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?

Than go check out Peanut Butter Fish Pockets playing @ OTF.

Nothing's gooder than getting good news on the goodest of good days.

Turducken wins the best animated short @ BFEST!!

2008-10-14T12:11:00.000-07:00

Hot dog, I'm a wiener!

I just got the email that Turducken won the best animated short!!

Whooopeee!! YaaahooOO!!!! Zippity zip zip Zipperoo!

The BFEST festival was on OCT 10TH-12TH, 2008 AT WESTCOTT in Syracuse, NY.

Very cool!

Check out the wieners

Turducken on the internet OCT. 25/08

2008-10-07T12:15:00.000-07:00

Everybody get your cartoon watching slippers on and slap on your viewing eyes. Turducken is coming to the internet!

What's the significance of the date OCT 25th you ask?

Well, I'll tell you.

It's my graduation date from VFS. The night where I had a showing for an audience with my first cartoon"Super Dee Dooper Giraffe."

FUN!!!

Be there!!!

Turducken Playing @ B Movie film festival NY

2008-09-10T09:38:00.000-07:00

Super sweet!

Turducken is in going to be playing this year at the B movie film festival.

The fest is running from OCT 10th-12th in Syracuse, NY.

Check it out!

See the awesome films playing such as..

"Wheelchair Werewolf"
“Zombie gets a Date”
"Futurecop 2010"
"Ghouligans! Super Show!"
"I Kicked Luis Guzman in the Face"

And hey! Turducken is nominated for best animated short.
That makes me blush all kinds of colors.

BEST ANIMATED SHORT
“Snow Snow for Lucy”
“Cave, The - an adaption of Platio's allegory in Clay”
“Zombie gets a Date”
“Nasuh”
“Turducken”

New Website!

2008-09-07T00:59:00.000-07:00

I just finished up the new main page for www.starktoons.com

It took all the powers of my brain. Especially the part of the brain that thinks. So much problem solving that I would be tired when I finished working on it the past 3 days.

Go check it out now!

With fancy new links and such that will be full of more stuff soon!

Whoopadee Doo diddy doo!

www.starktoons.com

Turducken & Prison Dad playing at Giggleshorts!

2008-09-05T10:10:00.000-07:00

Thats right Starktooneers! Put on your wackiest hats and head over to Toronto, Ontario.

Why? Cause there you will find the Giggleshorts international comedy short film festival.

In that festival you'll see fresh out of prison, Prison Dad. As well as the finest cop the world has ever seen, Also known as Turducken.

Super Fun!!

Giggleshorts International Comedy short film festival
Toronto, Ontario - 2008
August 29th & October 23rd-26th

PBFP at 146,528 views

2008-08-12T23:02:00.000-07:00

Holy freakin monkeys....

I just checked out Crackle.com and saw that Peanut Butter Fish Pockets is up to 146,528 views.

I know what your thinking...."Steve you probably lost your glasses and are imagining things."

Well, you're wrong. I don't even wear glasses.

Super Cool!

Have a lookey loo!

Turducken the Action Figure/Statue/Paper Weight

2008-08-10T16:41:00.000-07:00

I molded this sucker today. Now I just have to paint it.
It might be as popular as tickle me Elmo, You never know.
3 Birds, 1 paper weight.... Turducken.

Turducken! Playing at Dragon*Con Independent Film Festival

2008-08-09T11:45:00.000-07:00

The place to be for filmmakers and film-lovers
Aug. 29 - Sep. 1, 2008 Atlanta, GA

http://www.filmfest.dragoncon.org/filmfest08.htm

Super Cool! Turducken will be playing at Dragon*Con Independent film festival this year.

I really would like to go to this festival. Sadly my contract on Martha Speaks ends this month. So I will be off work for a while. Definitely not the time to be spending money going on trips and indulging in hookers and blow.

I would get a free pass and be able to go to any panels I wanted to. Teats!

Check out some of the guests there this year!

Sean Astin (Sam Wise)
Linda Blair (Exorcist)
Lou Ferrigno (The Hulk)
Aaron Douglas (Battlestar Galactica)
Lance Henriksen (Aliens)
Ray Park (Darth Balls)
George Takei (Sulu - Star Trek)
Brad Dourif (LOTR)
Robert Englund (Freddy Freakin Krueger)
Erin Gray (Baywatch)
Virginia Hey (Road Warrior)
Adam West (Batman, Family Guy)
Kevin Sorbo (Hercules)

http://www.dragoncon.org/

Woohoo!

Animation Block Party 08' The 3 Birds and the Lunchlady

2008-07-31T21:26:00.000-07:00

Hey all!

I attended this years Animation Block Party 2008 and it was great!

There is nothing like seeing your cartoons on the big screen. It is what it's all about.

image of Lunchlady playing at ABP

Awesome cartoons and free beer. Oh the memories!

I did some awesome sight seeing and met some new friends.

The Blarney Stone Crew

Turducken played here at BAM. It went great. Lot's of laughs. Sweet! It went so well I punched the first person I saw right in the teeth out of sheer excitement.

BAM!

Good work America! NY is great. I'd love to live there. Who wouldn't!?

the hotel housekeeping tip. I will call him....Moneyface.

Turducken playing at Animation Block Party

2008-07-03T21:34:00.000-07:00

Joy of Joys! Turducken is playing in the Animation Block Party Summer line up!

If you are in the NY area come check it out!

Also look for the Lunchlady Segment. "Don't mess with the Lunch Lady, ever."

Both super fun to work on.

More info here

So come on down cowpokes! Get yourself a slice of Turducken from the Lunchlady.
It's freakin' delicious!

TURDUCKEN

2008-05-22T22:10:00.000-07:00

Whoops!

Though I said that my newly finished cartoon "TURDUCKEN" would be online this friday, I have decided to keep it offline until it has had a chance at a good festival run.

I am really excited about this new cartoon and am sending it all over the place. It is made for a theater. Big sound, Big explosions and Big vomit.

As soon as I am done with the festivals I'll be putting it right at it's home at www.starktoons.com.

Stay tuned and thanks for watching my cartoons!!!

3 birds, 1 cop.....Turducken. Check out the Turducken Teaser Trailer here

New Cartoon

2008-05-19T12:50:00.000-07:00

My new cartoon will be online this Friday May 22nd 2008.

Check out the teaser

TEASER

Finished animating!!!

2008-04-16T20:17:00.001-07:00
Thats right!! Throw your miscellaneous papers in the air!

I just the last clean up drawing of my new cartoon.

All there is to do now is Post production!!! WEeeeeeeee!

Prison Dad Spotlit!!!

2008-04-14T22:32:00.000-07:00

Get your prison viewing eyes together and check out my cartoon "Prison Dad".

I just heard that it is being spotlighted right now at Crackle!!!

Check it out

Whoopidee weeehooo!

SDDG Special features

2008-04-01T21:07:00.000-07:00
I love special features. Who doesn't!?

I put together a bunch of stuff I have still lying around from way back in 2004/2005 when I made "Super Dee Dooper Giraffe". FUN!!

Have a look!

19,000 views!!!!

2008-03-26T21:20:00.000-07:00

Over 19,000 people have seen this butt.

My eyeballs just exploded with delight as I got a email from Crackle.com that my cartoon "Super Dee Dooper Giraffe" has been featured again! WOoOoo!

Check it out!

Squish Mission Toonfest

2008-03-23T18:30:00.001-07:00
A film festival here in Vancouver happening this summer. Put together by Ted Wilson, Dave Weibe and I. Send in your cartoons or get some ready for summer!

For more info go to the blog

Happy Dog

2008-03-17T23:28:00.001-07:00

Sometimes you need a happy dog on a consumer product......This....is one of those times!

Check it out!!!!

Peanut Butter Fish Pockets- Best of Animation Block Party

2008-02-02T11:09:00.000-08:00

That is exactly right! Just as said in the title of this post, Peanut Butter Fish Pockets will be playing in the Best of Animation Block Party at Coolidge.

Woohoo!

If you are in Boston be sure to check it out.

Click here to see