Monday, July 04, 2011

Scott's Travels


New Smodimation up! From one of my all time favorite episodes: "The Great One"

The first Smodimation I ever did is from the same episode.


Fun Fun!

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

New/Old Series! Fuck YES!!


"Did somebody call for a model?!"


Whassa happenin'????

I have a 7 part series for you. Just for you.... you reading. I'm actually right behind you.... Na! I'm just fuckin' with you, I left hours ago.

This series known as "The Adventures of Attractive Man" has been sitting on my shelf for years. When I was making it in 08'-09' I was going through some confidence problems with it. I was like Eeyore. Whatever! Whoooo carreess.


A little later I watched the series high. I left myself a note on the dvd saying. "THIS ROCKS put it online!"

I put it online but told no one. The BEST way to put your stuff out there!

I gave it a look recently and I totally dig it.

So take a look!

It's basically a 7 part series of dick jokes. Hazzah!!!!


Monday, May 02, 2011

Bear horse B-tastic

I was submitting new cartoons for festivals and found out Bear-Horse won!!!

BEST ANIMATED SHORT
Bear Horse

Cool....Cool. I'm gonna email them and thank them rascals.

PEAS OUT!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Pics from a toon that's coming soon!

Whasssaaa happenin??????

What are you doing? Reading my news? Fawk! Cool, I'll get on with it then...

Bunch of super cool things I'm working on that I can't talk about. So I wont...

The End.



Just messing! I do have one thing I can talk about and it's my new cartoon "Ulrich Babooska # 10".

Pretty crazy name hey? Sounds like a Russian porn star or something. I assure you that it is not.

It's a super fun cartoon about a unknown animator working at the great "Balt Bixbie Studios" (Walt Disney Parody). You get to see a couple of the mans never before seen scenes. Not to be confused with any of the seen scenes that were drawn by sean.


I've been working on this one for a while an hour or so on the weekend just for fun. It's one of the 40 or so scripts I have just sitting here. Starring at me...wanting to be finished.

It should be coming in a few weeks. I'll be sending this rascal out to festivals.

Here are a couple pics from it.

Balt Bixbie Studios

Ulrich Babooska

Bumbee the deer


The Half Fish Girl


Stay tuned! All kinds of stuff coming soon.


Saturday, February 19, 2011

Mewesings ya'll

I did up a animated intro for @jaymewes

Check out all his awesome daily video journals at http://www.jmewes.com/

YeeaahhhH!!!!


Peacy weacy,

Steve

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Bear-Horse be Loungin'



Building the set test shot, loungin' like a sucka


That lazy Bear-Horse is just loungin' the fuck out at the 7th annual Berlin International Directors Lounge,

"The festival for contemporary media and film. 10th to 20th of February, art house meinblau, Pfefferberg. Daily from 6pm till dawn."

Sweet! Who knew that a really silly idea I had for a song/stop-mo would turn out to be played in Berlin. Not me, that's who.

Bear-Horse drops his mightyness on the 17th in the "FUCK YEAH OLD SCHOOL!" block at dirty dirty 10:30.

Check out the program

Fun!


Ski-Douche!


The horrible aftermath

Friday, February 04, 2011

Rocket to the Stars!


Heyyy bitcheesssss, You wanna go on a rocket to the stars?

Who doesn't?!

See the story of Scott Mosier and his wife coming together.


SModimation # 12



Happy Love month y'all!

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Interns Wanted

Hear yee, Hear yee!

Starktoons is in need of some interns. Do you draw? Know all about animation? Know nothing of what I'm talking about? Good! Cause there are plenty of spots for anyone who wants to jump on.

I have a big project that is TBA and will be lots of fun.

Sadly interns don't get paid...or laid Monica Lewinsky styles. However, The next time I am hiring and I like your work, you will be first in line.

Peeps I could use:

Clean up, digital ink and paint, Photoshop maskers and sound designers.

Hit me up at steve@starktoons.com

Awesome Possum,

Steve

Starktoons Is Incorporated

"FUCK!"

You sure fuckin' said it little kid! It's all true. I have a certificate, a bank card and another card that lets me punch someone in the face on any Tuesday from 6 am till 7 pm. That's true. Look into it.

HUGE
Endless thanks to Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier, Ken Plume, Jason Mewes & Jordan Monsanto.

Fun stuff coming up! Stay tuned ya'll!



Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Christmas Wrap up


Take a look, it's in a book....Reading Rainbooooowwwww!



As a gift for my nieces and cousins lil' kids I illustrated a kids book written by my roommate. It's called "It's so hard to be a kitty cat".


This is one of my favorite drawings from the book.


This is my niece Bella. She was watching me work over the holidays and wanted to do a cartoon. Check out her cartoon I helped her make!

It's called "Tornado"

Happy 2011

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Great Scott! It's time for a new SModimation!


Last night Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan & said if you didn't watch this months SModimation....he'd melt my brain!


Sunday, December 05, 2010

Stop Motion Madness

Here's some behind the scenes photos from SModimation 10 - Smerry Christmas

Here's early Ru-Scott. Styrofoam balls and wire.


2 Christmas bears from the dollar store were sacrificed to make Ru-scott

Little bit of hot glue...

Nail to hold up his mouth...

It's Ru-scott!


Then it was time for Kevin as the snowman




I had to make his Puck U jersey out of a couple of dollar towels. One of them was a leafs towel. Scandalous!


Little bit of hot glue..


Almost there..


Booya! It's a SnowKev



Setting up the shot..



Animating the characters..



A pic from the last shot.


Where the puppets reside today. On my shelf. Ever watching, staring, judging....

SMerry Christmas


SModimation 10 is up!

Smerry Christmas to all!

See it here

This one has some Stop motion madness Rank n' bass style. Probably more Rank'n Ass style... cause it's not as good as what they can do. Hope you likey!

Happy Holidays y'all!



Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Bear-Horse Graduates!




I got a cool lil' email from the Folks at the Russian LINOLEUM Fest.

Usually you never hear from a fest about anything after your film is screened. It's like a one night stand. So it was a cool surprise.


It's also cool to see one of my kids graduate. Turducken dropped out. The teachers said it was like he wasn't even there. That kid from Peanut Butter Fish Pockets went all crazy with his child stardom and is now in rehab. Oh! and Douchey?! Don't let me even start about Douchey.

Big ol' thanks to all at LINOLEUM Fest!

Friday, November 12, 2010

You look like you might not give a tit....


If so this just might be for you.


It's the perfect gift for a grandmother or a grandmothers friend, or even a grandmothers grandmothers friend.


EWW!

I bet she could play a GRAND piano....am I right? anybody? No one?...Thanks you've been a great crowd! Goodnight!

(made specially for
@ on twitter who tweeted the idea to me. Yay!)



Monday, November 01, 2010

I'm on a mexican radio!


"This Starktoons guy sounds like a jackass!"



Actually it's not Mexican at all. But it is spicy!

I did lil' interview that will air Tuesday the 2nd at 1:25pm p.t. /4:25pm e.t. on evolution1079.com

So tune in if you want to hear me ramble on like an idiot. I sound all nervous/retarded. Beyond that, I do sound like one of those morning helicopter dudes they used to have for traffic. I've always wanted to sound like one of those guys.

Thanks again to Derek Moore @ Evolution1079 for the interest in doing the interview!

Coolbeans!

Steve

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Jesus Strikes Back!



Tune in from where you left off! Where Kevin & Scott are watching as a giant Jesus bellows and stomps around town, possibly peeing themselves. I know I peed myself. 3 times! I'm sure everyone who saw it did...right? ...No? ...Nobody? Yeah me neither, I've never peed in my life...I swear (shifty eyes)

Anyways..


Check it out!

Plus download the awesome end song by my buddy Ted Wilson. YEAH!

Monday, October 04, 2010

Sweet Jesus! It's time for another SModimation!


St. Stephen Richardo Starkus patron saint of miscellaneous bits of string and beef jerky.

It's first of the month! New SModimation day! HOLY TITS! FAWWK!!!

This SModimation is 1 of a 2 part excerpt from SModcast 52: The Crapture.


If you know this episode, then you'll know Jesus is coming back and he isn't coming to pet puppies, make cotton candy and listen to babies laugh like last time he was here.







This SModimation is brought to you by: The letter B and.....Fleshlight