Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Bear-Horse on Cartoon Hangover!


It's green screen Bear-Horse!


Holy Christmas! Bear-Horse is on Channel Frederator's Cartoon Hangover.

Nothing like a little Bear-Horse on Christmas.

Check out the Bear-Horse Interview

See the episode!!



Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Turducken: The Series Promo

3 birds, 1 hero....Turducken the series!

This is a promo I'm sending out all over the place with the Turducken series pitch!! WoooO!



From episode:" Now paging Dr.Turducken"


From episode:"Turducken goes to College"




From episode:" Major League Turducken"


If you wanna see Turducken The Series on the old boob tube throw some love on the YouTube comments for me and maybe I can grassroots this rascal into existence.

I've had some luck in the past with a Canadian TV network. They didn't want to take the series but wanted to play the short. That just wasn't good enough...

I want it all!!....like a guy who just put up his house at a Vegas table and is considering putting up his children as collateral.

So it's to the US with me and my pitch.

Ah yes...the US....where dreams come true....where cartoons are played 24 hours...and candy falls from the sky



CANDY!!!



Click here to check out the Turducken Series PROMO

Check out the original short here


Buckets of love,

Steve Stark

www.starktoons.com


From episode:" Turducken in Space!"


From episode:" Turducken the Western"

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Starktunes?


I threw up some songs I've done over these many years.....I just threw them up......all over the place.

Sure they might not be as good as Nickelback or Aaron Carter or even that great fantastic song that I love just....just so fucking much Steal my sunshine by the group "Len".

I sure don't wanna commit suicide when I listen to those goldies....No way!


But you might once you listen to the tunes I've been a part of...maybe they'll make you smile..maybe they might even make you laugh..

Why not right? Why not....

Check it out

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Happy Birthday Channel Frederator!

Happy birthday to you!!! Happy birthday tooooo Yououoououououuouou~AHH!! YEAH!!!


Break out your favorite Jay-z or Snoop song and let's dance like no one has danced before. It's our old friend Channel Frederator's birthday!!

On this special occasion, some folks over at CF asked some of us animator types if we wanted to do a 4 second animation of what Fredbot would do on his birthday.

The only thing that came to mind....

Fredbot would be trying to talk his physiotherapist into an H.J.


After all that's what birthday's are all about. Am I wrong?


Click on Fredbot's smilin' face above to see the episode.

(Mines is about 2:45 in)

Have a heck of a bday there Frederator!



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Thursday, October 29, 2009

For the Love of SMod 2


I love SModcast so much... I made another cartoon about it.

I did a limited animation of a excerpt from SModcast Episode 83: Aquatic Justice.

(I just shot the video of the sea in the opening credits this morning. A few blocks from my house.)


It of course stars our heroes Kevin Smith & Scott Mosier (Smosier Fish).

They go on a undersea adventure where they discover Sharks, Aquaman and Marijuana.

Nuff said.







Check it out on Youtube!


Check out SModcast at Quick Stop Entertainment Weekly!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Bear-Horse.....IN 3D!!!



"Look away! It's hideous!!"


If you thought Bear-Horse ruled or sucked last time....... you are in for a treat!

Cause it will rule or suck once again in a new dimension. A third dimension. The sexiest dimension there is.

So get those 3d glasses ready this Friday the 23rd.


Saturday, October 10, 2009

Turducken @ The Austin Film Festival 2009


Hey...hey....hey..........hey! ...what are you doing? I don't know what you're doing but you know what you should be doing? Going to the Austin film festival to see Turducken!!!!

Sure if you don't live there its super costly...but hey Turducken will be in HD. Worth it? Anyone? C'monnnn!!!

AFF had a lot of requirements. I had to send 10 screeners of the film and a 1080p HD Turducken all quick like by Fedex.


screeners galore!







Saturday, October 03, 2009

F.C.C.F 2009 NY trip wrap up

Hey! What the heck is up?!

I've been home for a while and haven't posted a thing about the trip to NY. I've been busy. Doing stuff. Cool stuff. Like hanging outside the 7-11, trying my first cigarettes, and getting adults to buy alcohol for me. It's been great. I feel cool.

But enough of that! Time to show you what NY was like.

What do ya know? It's a big apple.......in the big apple



You can see the Chrysler building on the way to the Friars Club.


This place is the one of the greatest places ever. The ultimate clubhouse. They even play Goodfellas music the whole time. So many celebrities of old have partied in this place. The Rat Pack, JFK, Marlyn Monroe, The Pope, Presidents, Seinfeld, Robin Williams, Scorcese, Robert De Niro, Chevy Chase, Richard Prior and so much more. They are in the pictures on the walls everywhere.








This is Ed Sullivan's giant head monument in the Ed Sullivan room.


Yes I even took a picture in the bathroom... It's possible I've peed in the same bathroom as JFK and the Pope. I'm putting that on my resume.




These pics are all from the Short Filmmakers party night on Friday the 25th.
Free booze? I was told that at the Friars it's always "Free". There is never and cash behind the bar. They do it old school where someone always covers it on their tab and they take care of it later. Awesome.

Scattered short filmmakers


Some of the super cool people I met at the fest.

That's my shocked face.

That's my drinking juice next to pictures face

Rockefeller center

Our friendly neighborhood reporter from the IFA on the left and Max Mentzer creator of "F word pizza". It's a good one.
Good people.


Some central park


Check out this sweet horse!

I gotta find that horse on facebook.

Outside the Paley Center


Inside the Paley center where the screenings and q&a's were.

Foggy Sunday.


I love Mcdonalds


Times square


This last photo is a pic from The Salt Lake city airport. (One of my stopovers). Or S.L.U.T. >> Salt lake city, Utah.


Overall it was an awesome experience. I met some super cool people, Eric and Charlie that ran the festival were awesome & The Friars club was godly. I felt unworthy in it's presence. It was really great of them to fly me out there. I thanked them profusely anytime I could.

I also didn't get murdered in the hostel I stayed at! Bonus!

Lastly, I leave you with a brief video of times square


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