PODCASTS, NEW TOONS, JAY AND BOB VOD

Tell the elderly!

I'm now doing a weekly podcast with Josh Stifter of Flush Studios.  Check that shiz out with your ears.

Also:

You'll need your eyes for the following so gather them out of your sock drawer & pop them back in your eye sockets.

Bunch of new toons!

ALADDUMB

The TANNY MARANS vs. The GREENY MARINES: Day 1

Watch Me Do Me - Classy Skit #2

Spider-man VS Spider-man

NATURE MINUTE: The Sperm Whale

JUST THE TIPS #2 : Gained Some Weight?

Plus 2 more coming tomorrow!

Let's not forget about JSBSGCM

available now on VOD and itunes!

Check it out!

Get your personalized Starktoons image!!

EMAIL me at steve@starktoons.com

Richard's Dreams!

See the finished product !

YOUTUBE VID

Ani-Jam! Richard's Dreams

Hello animators!  I was thinking of doing an Anji-jam for fun.  

Anyone want to be part of it?

Here's one I was part of way back in 06'

http://youtu.be/_v-w3HClDwo

Fred-Ex: The secret lives of robots

I though it could be based off of this obese cat we adopted named Richard.

He falls asleep, we animate whatever we want. A minute in length, or more, or less.  Whatever style , complete nonsense or narrative.  

It could be as abstract as the start of fantasia, or full on story. Could even be a Movie parody.   Should be fun.

Doesn't have to be completely based on Richard, it's a dream so it can be whatever.  It would be cool to have some kind of cat influence to link it up.  If you hate cats,  you can have him get hit by a car or something and that part can be a nightmare.

I've already contacted a few people to see if they want to jam.

Contact me at steve@starktoons.com if you want to be part of it.

I was thinking on having it for October, so there's plenty o' time.

CARTOONNNNSSS!!!

-Steve

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I have really bad gas

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Here are some reference pictures of Richard for the animators

ANIMATION: Why it costs so much, why it takes so long. Why "work with a possibility of payment if it sells" is a hard sell.

"Blanket? For free you say?  Well, nothing bad can come of that!"

I received many offers to work on projects that offer payment if the project sells.

While it is nice to be thought of as part of these projects it's not enough in terms of time / reward.
Here's why:  animation is hard work.  Imagine drawing the best possible drawing you can.  Try it right now, what ever skill level.  How long did that one drawing take?  It will surprise you.  So then multiply that over and over.  Ever single move, every single blink and word spoken.   

                                               "Hmmm, I think the penis should go here...."

For example, working on my hand drawn cartoon Turducken I worked 3 hours a day plus weekends. It took me 8 months in total to finish. It was 3:45 minutes long.  I would consider this TV adequate animation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URbOD61d0Vk

Doing a 3-5 minute Smodimation that is very limited animation and "poppy" takes a month.
To work on something animated one must truely love what the project is in order to invest that much time in it.

Speaking for myself, I 'd much rather work on one of my own ideas in my Free time.  The ideas that are burning inside and can't wait to get out (much like that Taco Bell I had yesterday)

"Oh gawd....It's almost Taco time!"

Paid time is completely different.  For that much work an animator is going to want a reward for their work. 

The average salary for an animator  is $3000 a month.  

For example, the studio I worked at that produced cartoons for TV had 1 director, 2 editors, 1 producer, 4 production co-ordinators, 2 supervisors, 15 or so animators, 15 or so layout, 2 backgrounds, 3 character builds, 3 character/prop designers, 2 storyboard, 2 storyboard revisionists and a partridge in a pear tree. 

 Each one of these people is at 3000 a month or higher.  

They would kick out a 30 minute episode in about a month with the beautiful full animation you see on TV.

Possibilities for you to get your idea off the ground? Kickstarter and indie gogo seem like a great place to find the funding for the project you are so passionate about.  Find an animator, see if they're interested, ask their price & kickstart that badboy.  Everybody wins!

Good luck on all your dreams and projects,
Thanks!
Steve

Jay & Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie

The Trailer for the movie we at Starktoons inc. have been working our butts off to finish is up!!!!

SEE THE TRAILER!!


I've been very lucky and have a great team to help me finish the movie in record time.

See when it's playing in your town!  New venues and countries added soon! Keep an eye out.

SNOOCHIE BOOCHIES!!!

Looking for a Rough animator!

Looking for a Rough Animator!

You'll draw the rough drawings from the thumbnail drawings that I'll be drawing.


You'll need:

1. A copy of Flash 8
2. A tablet or cintiq
3. classical animation experience
4. to try out this test >>   http://www.starktoons.com/test/

Once complete send it to me here at steve@starktoons.com

S.T.V "Better than an S.T.D"

Starktoons TV is here!  WooooOoOoooo!

This took a shitload of time to do.  I originally aimed for having it done and up for all to see January 1rst.

Now you can watch streaming cartoons anytime!  

Watch now!

http://www.starktoons.com/STV/

See what's playing:

The DMV

A new cartoon!  Of a very old recording.  


When I was recording voices with Mike Granger and Elysia Rotaru back in 2006 I was switching through the microphone effects and came across one. Granger went off on an awesome improv.

I finally got around to animating it.

Here it is

"A total chick magnet chats about his experience at the DMV"

Bear-Horse in the summer @ ABP

Bear-horse be playin' in the summer mon!

Even in text my Jamaican accent sucks...

CHECK IT!

http://animationblock.com/summerfest2012/

See some Bear-Horsery if you are are going to ABP this year.  WEeeeee!

PFK: New Smodimation

Check out PFK!  Based on JFK.  Only in place of bullets its limpy pink dicks.

SEE IT!

New Bloated Dog!

It's called Drunk Karaoke.


See what happens when my friend Deej and I get together and make a crazy cartoon over the weekend.

Here are some drawings that you'd only see if you went frame by frame:

 Hobgoblin - Deej

 Insane Goat man - Deej

 Sweaty boob tween - Steve

Dead in air -Steve

Check it out!!!

WoooOOO!

http://youtu.be/Nzz7FQhMKvc

Subscribe to Bloated Dog here: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheBloatedDog

Oh Shit son! I'm part of a Animation Block Party Spotlight interview  via @animag http://p.ost.im/p/esEgdq


Saaaay WHaaaattttt?

Coming soon!

Coming soon! My very own internet tv channel in the works since 2011. Inspired by S.I.R!
It's called S.T.V (Starktoons Television) "Better than an S.T.D"
A slogan I can stand behind.

Tell 'Em Steve-Dave

New Smodco cartoon show is up. This month its Tell 'Em Steve-Dave!

Go watch

Starktoons is Hiring!

Position Title:	Clean up Artist on Jay & Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie
Location(s):	Anywhere

Posted:	March 21rst 2012
Job Type:	Full-Time
Job Duration:	From MAY 1rst 2012 until movie's completion
Min Education:	Diploma in animation
Experience in:	Flash & Traditional drawing. Cintiq or Wacom Tablet
Salary:	$2225 a month Email your resume to steve@starktoons.com Thanks!

Narnia's Colon

Journey through Narnia's Colon!

Watch now

Spermlins: The Goo Batch

New SModco cartoon show is up! I think the title card on this one speaks for itself!

WATCH IT NOW!

Some character designs:

Barney Mosier

Jizmo & Billy

Old Man

Check out some articles

My awesome producers sent me these articles. Kevin Smith announced "Jay & Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie"during the Q&A portion of the live from behind show. Which is what me and my crew are working on.

Lookey Loo:

Crave Online

Film Buff

The Return of Harry Scotter!

Forgeticus Shiticus!

See the new SModco Cartoon Show (formerly SModimations) here:

WATCH IT

Really busy now, but plenty more news to come!

TEATS!